Last year, Rebecca and I were shocked, horrified, and
desperately upset to hear that our local, the Canterbury, was going to close. We, not just Rebecca and I, but bunches
of my family had been going there for lots of years. Like well over thirty, in fact.
Rebecca reminisced about being taken there as a little girl, by her
grandparents, and having the only vegetarian item on the menu - terrible
lasagna with undercooked carrots.
I recalled going there for breakfast once with my quirky Aunt Dakki, and
my adorable Uncle Robert - long ago, as Uncle Robert went to his Eternal Reward at least twenty-five
years ago. Dakki and I ordered pancakes, which were horrible leaden blobs, and
Uncle Robert, to my absolute mortification, ordered several martinis. He probably ordered pancakes too, just
for show, but he didn’t eat them. We had to assist him home. I went there with one or the other of them many times, but
this was the only time with the two of them. I think Uncle Robert was a little afraid of Dakki, and had
to have something to steady his nerves.
Those nerves were a constant problem with him and needed frequent
steadying. Rebecca and I went
there often after her work, or a strenuous outing, either to have dinner (a
lovely, greasy grilled cheese sandwich) or just to lift a glass. The food was, as I have hinted,
dreadful, but the ambiance was comfortable, with timbered walls, old cigarette
advertising posters, a knight in armor, and a cozy fireplace. The floor was always a little dirty,
the windows dusty, and the menus tattered. It had a juke box with Hank Williams
and Patsy Cline, and where we sat, it was just loud enough to hear and enjoy,
but not so loud that you had to shout at your table companions. This is an important feature in a
restaurant or bar, and in the latter, it seems to be more and more of a rarity. The waitstaff was inefficient and grungy, but
pleasant, and they always knew what we wanted before we even ordered. In other words, it was a real dive, but
we loved it.
Then we heard that it was going to open again with new
management. We were thrilled, and
anxiously watched the progress, and checked their facebook page for
updates. Finally, it opened. The initial reports from fans, were not
favorable. Rachael and Becca went to check it out, and Rachael was horrified
and refused to go in. It had morphed into something that was a cross
between chrome, plastic, and faux Tudor cuteness. The menu was posh (not a good sign,) the music was blaring
raucously, the two giant television screens had different loud sporting events on
them. Becca and I decided to try to have an open mind. I ordered my usual shandy, and she had
some sort of mule thing. My shandy
arrived and it had ice in it.
Yuck! I had a sip, and
instead of tasting like a delicious mix of beer and ginger ale, it tasted like
watery beer. I sadly drank about half of
it, and then was feeling decidedly tipsy.
We looked at the menu and saw that instead of beer and ginger ale or
lemon soda, their version of a shandy had vodka in it. I
don’t think I had ever had vodka before in my life. The whole thing was the essence of
awful. Why do those wonderful
neighborhood snuggeries have to disappear, or worse yet, turn into the same
place as the other three unpleasant establishments on the block?
The French fries were good. |
Check out the wateriness of my shandy! You can even see it. And ice!!!
3 comments:
The French fries were good, though expensive.
You are so funny!
The fries do look good.
If you try really hard, I'm sure you can find another dive that will fit your needs.
You two are adorable!
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