I think I hinted in a previous post about what an
unenthusiastic exerciser I am.
This has been a life-long truth.
I dreaded PE from the first grade onwards. I probably would have dreaded it in kindergarten as well,
but I don’t remember it happening there.
I imagine it did, but presented in such a way that the innocent didn’t
suffer. The nuns at my grammar
school were not that into it either, but the head nun was an enthusiastic folk
dancer, and this fell into the same horrifying category – physically
coordinated things that I could not do and from which I endured great
humiliation. I loved swimming,
roller skating, and riding my bicycle, but these were solo activities for which
one’s performance was not judged.
So I could be not good at them, and still imagine I was doing well and
have fun. Then in high school came
the shock and horror of organized sports – organized by a hideously
enthusiastic and supremely athletic bunch on nuns. This was a gruesome ordeal – gruesome before we even hit the
games field. We had to change out clothes
in front of the other girls ( so mortifying,) and wear the most disgusting outfits ever. Actually, not quite. The class before us wore
something way worse – a sort of one piece affair with an unflattering little
skirt attached to an ugly blouse and puffy bloomers! I could not believe it when I first saw them. They were a minor consolation for the
awful Bermuda shorts and blouse that we had to wear.
When I was married, my husband Dennis was very interested
in me being fit, and encouraged me to do push ups and jog around the block
while he sat by and was encouraging.
Somehow, we both thought this was fun and funny. I am not sure why that was, given my disinclination for anything requiring exertion.
My ideal exercise is
turning the pages of a book, but as you can see, I have spent a lifetime of people
wanting me to move more. And Rebecca has joined this cadre of
enthusiastic naggers. She keeps
sending me articles telling my how much healthier, smarter, happier, etc. I
will be if only I get off my duff, and takes me jogging twice weekly. Or maybe I should say weakly. Anyhow, on our most recent run, I took
her fabulous gift to me – my new brilliant phone – and it recorded our progress. My phone had a GPS fluke and thought
that I had gone much further and faster than I actually did. We know this, because hers has been
proven accurate. I would
like to think that I went as far as my phone said I did, but that would be
fibbing. Not fibbing though, is
this photo, the first I ever took with it. I said, gasping, “Let’s stop for a picture here.” “No, no, we have to keep going,” she replied. But she relented and I had
a short breather so I could snap a pic for you.
You can see a prettier photo from the same spot here.